The thing about cramps---

[alasanon]

That is to say, the thing about cramps, is that they always hit just as you're about to do something important, such as saying "Yes, your order is ready," to the President of Someplace Important or agreeing to stop launching cucumbers at your little sister. You're ready, you're primed, you're just about to do this important thing, and then wham you're knocked for a hell of a loop by a sudden knotting of your muscles in whatever area you suffer from cramps in.

It's enough to make a person want to kill the idea of cramps altogether.
Just...knock it dead.

Ah, but I'm feeling better now.